Wednesday, 9 January 2008

conversations with shop assistants.........part 1

'please can I get a refund on this light sabre - my son got it for Christmas and doesn't want to keep it '
young male shop assistant: 'no absolutely not!'
'why on earth not - I've got the receipt '
'I'm sorry but I simply can't take back a light sabre and leave you unprotected - what will you do if Darth Maul turns up? '
'well we do have 3 other light sabres'
'.........oh ok.......I guess you'll be covered then in case of a Sith emergency'
'I wish my mum would buy me a light sabre.........'

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