conversations with Margie.............

'that's a nice jacket you're wearing Margie'

'oh I love this jacket - it's so cozy and warm and comfortable.......but do you know the best thing about this jacket? '

'no, what?'

'it's that I don't love it so much that I'd miss it if I get pissed one night and leave it behind in the pub'

'is that what happened to Tom..........?'