Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Another poem by Zach

You are colour
I am a drawing
I will befriend you
I am sweet
never sour
If you were bitter
I'd never flower

Monday, 10 May 2010

what a tangled web men weave...

S: I can't understand you J, was I just someone to have sex with for you? I really liked you and I thought you liked me too
J: You were married and you lied to me - you got that the wrong way round I was just someone for you to have sex with on the side
S: I wasn't married. She was my ex and she couldn't understand why I wanted to be with you when she's only 26 and you're a lot older than her. I liked you more than anyone J and she just wanted to mess with my relationship with you
J: So how did she know how old I was just from finding my number on your phone? Maybe we should all get together and ask her and sort this out!
S: I told her I'd be introducing my boy to you so I told her everything about you
J: This all happened 2 years ago - why are you contacting me now?
S: Because I still miss you...
thinks J: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me...

She and Him

'I know and you know it too that love like ours is terrible news...'

Friday, 7 May 2010

The Scene: Supermarket checkout
Young boy at till serving a little old lady who is chatting away endlessly whilst he is very politely responding to her. After about 10 minutes of this she finally leaves and I get to the checkout
J: if there was an award for patience you'd definitely get it, still she was very sweet
Boy: well you'd think so wouldn't you but last week she threatened to stab someone in the cafe with a pair of scissors because they were talking on a mobile phone and it annoyed her apparently.
J: oh my god you're kidding
Boy: no not at all, I was surprised to see her here again, I thought she'd been banned!

Saturday, 1 May 2010

Zach's 'The boy who cried "wolf"' story

A boy was out playing by himself when a wolf came along. The boy cried "wolf", the wolf ate the boy. The end.