Tuesday, 25 February 2014

apocalypse toe

Zach : Mum do you know what the worst kind of apocalypse would be?
J : they'd all be pretty bad I'd imagine!
Zach : well it wouldn't be Zombies or alien invasion
J : ok...
Zach: it'd be if everything was positioned at an annoying distance to you so that you stubbed your toe all the time!
J : have you just stubbed your toe again by any chance?
Zach : yes and it bloody hurts!

Sunday, 23 February 2014

trust rusts...

X : I think we should do some trust exercises to help our relationship grow
J : oh ok how about we live together for years and I trust you not to sleep with every woman you meet...  Oh hang on we did that already and you failed miserably
X : now I think EVERY woman is a a bit of an exaggeration!  Besides I think you're underestimating the healing power of you
J : really?  Actually I think that you're over -estimating the forgiving power of me...

Saturday, 15 February 2014

14 February

the assistant app on my phone offered to be my valentine ... I felt that was rubbing it in ever so slightly

Thursday, 6 February 2014

less is more...

even after all these years
all the heartbreaks, all the tears
all your convoluted lies
all our many sad goodbyes
if I'm pressed, I must confess
that I don't love you any less...