Tuesday 30 September 2008

dream on


Tuesday 23 September 2008

Elefantasy....with thanks to dn


There was this elephant walking through a field. It saw beautiful flowers everywhere. One day he could hear a cry for help. It came from inside one of the flowers. Why are you calling the elephant asked. We need help. Can you help us? Of course but how can I reach you? In moments he was sliding down the inside of the petals and landed with a thump in a clearing by a small village inside the flower. Can you help us with all this water, we're flooded? Of course I can. And with his great big trunk he sucked all the water away and blew it back into the lake. When he had finished his task, the happy village folk had a great big party to celebrate. The elephant was so full of buns he decided to go for a walk by the lake to rest. On his way to the lake he walked through a field of flowers. He heard a cry for help from one of the flowers. Why are you calling the elephant asked. We need help. Can you help us? Of course but how can I reach you? In moments he was sliding down the inside of the petals...

Friday 19 September 2008

in your eyes

baby talk

'mum your tummy looks big it looks like it might have a baby inside it'
'oh dear does it Zach? Maybe I ate too much of that cake! But what would you think if I did have another baby?
'errr...go to dad's'
'what? you'd want to go and live with dad?'
'No! I meant we'd have to send the baby to live with dad!'

Friday 5 September 2008

D'you know Juno....?

'Look at that girl sleeping in the doorway'
'I know it's so sad isn't it?'
'yes, poor Juno'
'Oh is that her name, do you know her?'
'No, Juno owns the shop she's sleeping in front of - she'll never get any customers with a homeless person sleeping outside'
'oh....!'