X : I think we should do some trust exercises to help our relationship grow
J : oh ok how about we live together for years and I trust you not to sleep with every woman you meet... Oh hang on we did that already and you failed miserably
X : now I think EVERY woman is a a bit of an exaggeration! Besides I think you're underestimating the healing power of you
J : really? Actually I think that you're over -estimating the forgiving power of me...
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