J: so did you go on a date with 'busty conductress' from Guardian Soulmates?
G: no I didn't bother. Actually I'm a bit luvved up at the moment
J: oh how exciting! Who with?
G: well 'luvved up' is a bit of an exageration come to think of it. I can't be bothered to find someone to fall in love with so I've settled for a woman I met off Match.com who has ginormous breasts and likes rough sex
J: oh that's so depressing - don't you find it soul destroying when your heart's not in it?
G: why would I? She does seem to cry a lot though.
J: Maybe she's not so keen on rough sex as you think!
G: haha very good! No, seriously why do all you women have 'issues'?
J: Maybe it's because all 'you men' are bastards!
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God - isn't the whole internet dating thing horrific?
I must be seriously jaded to think the only relationships you should get into should only involve people you actually care about...
No- you're not the jaded one - he is! Sadly he really wants to find someone to fall in love with and marry but after several years of internet dating he seems to have lost the will to love....
Rough Sex and love seem to be mutually exclusive in my book. Then again I was born in the mid 60's so what do I know ?
I've sworn off relationships without the potential for love - perhaps to the extreme. All that said, I'm happy with my decision even if it's potentially life limiting...
Personally I've never been able to successfully separate love and sex - I do think they're meant to go together! It's heartwarming to hear a man who holds that view too - sadly so many men don't...
I hope you're not a dying breed Mark - we need lots more like you!
We both may be a dying breed Jacie.
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