don't skip the fun...

J: Zach did I ask you to get dressed or did I ask you to make a skipping rope out of your pyjama top?
Zach: well you said to get dressed but I decided to add some fun to it!
J: oh ok I can't really argue with that then

Wii wonder

Zach: mum can you help me get the Wii operational?
J: yes Zach, I assume you mean can I turn it on for you?
Zach: yes please. I thought you'd be more likely to do it if it sounded like something technical!
J: pretty smart aren't you

use somebody

Juliet said 'hey it's Romeo...you nearly gave me a heart attack!

wordle is brilliant!

Thanks Mark

man boobs

Zach: Mum why do women have boobies?
J: Well they're to feed babies with
Zach: haha - no they're not, they're there so men have something to look at when they're talking to them!
J: oh dear...