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Elefantasy....with thanks to dn

There was this elephant walking through a field. It saw beautiful flowers everywhere. One day he could hear a cry for help. It came from inside one of the flowers. Why are you calling the elephant asked. We need help. Can you help us? Of course but how can I reach you? In moments he was sliding down the inside of the petals and landed with a thump in a clearing by a small village inside the flower. Can you help us with all this water, we're flooded? Of course I can. And with his great big trunk he sucked all the water away and blew it back into the lake. When he had finished his task, the happy village folk had a great big party to celebrate. The elephant was so full of buns he decided to go for a walk by the lake to rest. On his way to the lake he walked through a field of flowers. He heard a cry for help from one of the flowers. Why are you calling the elephant asked. We need help. Can you help us? Of course but how can I reach you? In moments he was sliding down the inside of the petals...

in your eyes

baby talk

'mum your tummy looks big it looks like it might have a baby inside it'
'oh dear does it Zach? Maybe I ate too much of that cake! But what would you think if I did have another baby?
'errr...go to dad's'
'what? you'd want to go and live with dad?'
'No! I meant we'd have to send the baby to live with dad!'

is this the best theme tune ever....?

D'you know Juno....?

'Look at that girl sleeping in the doorway'
'I know it's so sad isn't it?'
'yes, poor Juno'
'Oh is that her name, do you know her?'
'No, Juno owns the shop she's sleeping in front of - she'll never get any customers with a homeless person sleeping outside'
'oh....!'

Miss Interpreted

'Can you go in the other room Zach I want to talk to mummy'
'haha you want to torture mummy?'
'no I said "talk to"!'
'oh'

trapped in an invisible box....

'so explain this to me again Zach - they're trapped inside an invisible box?'
'yes and instead of spending ages building up their chi to destroy the box they should just walk till they hit the edge and then 2 of them should put their fingers under the bottom of the box and lift it up and the other one should jump up and kick it out of the way.'
'Oh I see'
'That's the simple way out of a difficult problem. You see you should always take the simple way out of a difficult problem'
'well I'll try and remember that Zach - I often feel like I'm trapped inside an invisible box myself come to think of it'

50 things I'm going to do today

I really can't recommend Brian Johnson too highly - his Philosopher's Notes are wonderful and this free downloadable podcast should inspire and uplift anyone who listens to it
http://www.learnoutloud.com/Catalog/Self-Development/Health-and-Fitness/Zaadz-50-Things-Im-Going-to-Do-Today/15427

slides and rides

'Zach that was awesome!'
'Mum - you just said 'awesome'!
'I know...I just don't know how else to describe it!'
'I don't think I've ever seen you so happy'
'Who'd have thought it would be so much fun throwing yourself down a giant slide'
'AND you've overcome your fear of rollercoasters! This was our best day out ever mum'
'We've got to do this again soon'