Wednesday, 16 July 2014

Happy Days












Richie: Fonzie I've got a problem
Fonzie: Well now you've got a 2nd problem
Richie: What's that?
Fonzie: I ain't interested in your 1st problem 

Saturday, 12 July 2014

one-night stand recurring

 I said 'it's only for tonight...'
You said 'that's fine by me ...
but a one-night stand recurring
would sit more comfortably'
Well you're the mathematician
so take it and repeat it
but only a magician
could have their pi and eat it

When the stars all ran for cover
did your heart just miss a beat
did you hope it wasn't over
did you lose a bit of sleep?
Or did you get a little jumpy
when I broke the golden rule
and this stupid heartbreak junkie
went and fell in love with you?

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Thursday, 26 June 2014


fish food

Zach : I've decided to become a piscatarian
J: Oh great so we can have fish for dinner...
Zach : NO!!!
J: Why not?
Zach : because I don't really like fish!
J : then why not just be a vegetarian?
Zach : because I want to have the option of eating fish if I want to
J : even though you probably never will?
Zach : exactly!
J: so what do you want for dinner tonight?
Zach : err ... I really fancy sausages and mash
J : so you're not becoming a piscatarian today then...?
Zach : probably not....

Monday, 26 May 2014

Saturday, 17 May 2014

Monday, 5 May 2014

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Short week

Zach walking out the door on the way to catch the school bus after the Easter holidays
Zach: God I hate Mondays
J: Well that's ok then because it's Tuesday!
Zach: OH GOD!
J: Hang on did you think it was Monday and pack all the wrong books for school?
Zach: Yep!