noises off ...

sounds of something breaking in the other room

Zach (calling from the said other room) :  it's ok I can fix it!

Teenage attention span

J: Hey Zach I'm just taking Leo out for a walk, could you turn the oven off in 15 minutes please.
Zach: Ok - 15 minutes, turn oven off. That'll be half past six. I'll set a timer for 15 minutes on my computer
J: Thanks honey

15 minutes later. 

Text from Zach : what was it I was supposed to do when the timer went off?

Happy Days

Richie: Fonzie I've got a problem
Fonzie: Well now you've got a 2nd problem
Richie: What's that?
Fonzie: I ain't interested in your 1st problem 

one-night stand recurring

 I said 'it's only for tonight...'
You said 'that's fine by me ...
but a one-night stand recurring

would sit more comfortably'

Well you're the mathematician

so take it and repeat it

but only a magician

could have their pi and eat it

When the stars all ran for cover

did your heart just miss a beat

did you hope it wasn't over

did you lose a bit of sleep?

Or did you get a little jumpy

when I broke the golden rule

and this stupid heartbreak junkie

went and fell in love with you?

our fox baby