Sunday, 15 April 2012

Friday, 6 April 2012

New puppy



Puppy whining for no apparent reason

J: What do you think he wants?
Zach: I think he wants the United States to stop making war with the Middle East ...

Mangina

Zach: Look mum I've got a mangina!
J: Hmmmn...
Zach: Do you see what I did? I tucked my penis between my legs to make a mangina!
J: It's a proud moment for any mother

Sunday, 1 April 2012

What still pulls on your soul?

You were born with potential.
You were born with goodness and trust.
You were born with ideals and dreams.
You were born with greatness.
You were born with wings.
You are not meant for crawling, so don't.
You have wings,
Learn to use them, and fly.
What in your life is calling you,
When all the noise is silenced,
The meetings adjourned...
The lists laid aside,
And the Wild Iris blooms
By itself in the dark forest...
What still pulls on your soul?
- Rumi (1207 - 1273)