7 Habits

J: So what is it you're doing at school today and tomorrow instead of normal lessons?
Zach: It's called the 7 habits of being an effective teenager. It's really boring!
J: Is it? Why's that?
Zach: Well they make it sound like being a teenager is a terrible thing and I'm sure it can't be that bad...
J: No, of course it's not there's loads of great things about being a teenager. You get to be more independant, you'll start to learn to drive a car...
Zach: Yes and the older I get, the closer I am to having sex for the 1st time so that'll be good
J: er yeah ... that's an interesting point. Bet that wasn't one of the 7 habits they mentioned though was it?!

Goodnight Internet

is it really?

the plant in my bedroom

that you declared deceased

is growing now

I watered it

just a little

every now and then

and kept the faith

and god rewarded me with a leaf

then two then three

and every time I pass it now

I smile

and hear you say

'that's dead you know'

Is it baby?

...is it really?

Happy ending

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