Face it...

Facebook is to friendship
what pornography is to true love...

this is the life

Marbella

Have just had a lovely week in Marbella (despite the torrential rain!)and must thank Mike Drury for his help. His blog is full of interesting and useful facts and the info he gave me regarding my trip back to the airport by bus was spot on. It's really refreshing to find someone so helpful. Anyone thinking of visiting Spain I recommend reading Mike's blog
http://blog.gomarbella.com/

crumbled crumpled crushed

S: I'm so sorry for all the pain I caused you and everything I've done to your heart
J: It's ok ...I don't blame you for anything ... I knew what I was getting into but decided to risk it anyway. That's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes...
S: Our cookie got totally destroyed honey...
J: It sure did baby ... it sure did

humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a big fall
and all the kings horses
and all the kings men
had omelette for breakfast
again and again and again...

Ratios and percentages

Zach: Mum I'm trying to do my homework and I don't understand ratios...
J: Ok ...do you understand the sentence 'leave me alone I'm trying to take a shower'...?
Zach: Haha ok

Mother's day

Zach: Happy Mother's Day mum I've brought you breakfast in bed and a cup of tea...
J: Awww thank you. Hey it's still dark...what time is it?
Zach: Six o'clock...
J: Thanks baby that's lovely