Sunday, 10 June 2012

Misplaced trust hurts more than misplaced lust ...

Your cruel and unusual punishment
has no need for more embellishment
'Sticks and stones' is what you say
as your words take all my breath away


Let me place it on the record
Let me give you due accord


I didn't open up my heart to you
to help improve your aim
I didn't tell you all my secrets
so you could make me feel their shame

Monday, 4 June 2012

Friday, 1 June 2012

Monday, 7 May 2012

Sunday, 6 May 2012

Just because you can...

You can use me and abuse me
You can treat me bad and make me sad
You can tell me how sweet our lives will be
and you can change your mind and lie to me

but just because you can
it doesn't mean you should

You can promise me the moon and sun
You can tell me I'm the only one
You can take my fears turn them to tears
You can slowly break my heart for years

but just because you can
it doesn't mean you should

You can say that you can't bear to lose me
That if you had the choice you'd choose me
You can seal it with a loving kiss
Make yours the smile I'll always miss

but just because you can
it doesn't mean you should...

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Friday, 6 April 2012

New puppy



Puppy whining for no apparent reason

J: What do you think he wants?
Zach: I think he wants the United States to stop making war with the Middle East ...

Mangina

Zach: Look mum I've got a mangina!
J: Hmmmn...
Zach: Do you see what I did? I tucked my penis between my legs to make a mangina!
J: It's a proud moment for any mother